Where Oh Where
Woke up this morning feeling quite fine
But something was missing and it wasn't my mind
Checked in my pants but it wasn't there
I searched high and low everywhere
Oh where oh where has my fucking dick gone
I swear just last night we were having such fun
Now it's gone M.I.A. disappeared so quick
Oh where oh where is my cock
Checked in the fridge and behind the TV
Even looked in the place I keep my spare key
But no sign of my johnny it's gone on vacation
Leaving me here with quite the sensation
Oh where oh where has my fucking dick gone
I swear just last night we were having such fun
Now it's gone M.I.A. disappeared so quick
Oh where oh where is my cock
I asked the cat and I asked the dog
But they just stared back like I'm some kind of schlong
I even asked the neighbor who gave me a weird stare
Said "Sorry can't help I don't have a dick to spare"
Oh where oh where has my fucking dick gone
I swear just last night we were having such fun
Now it's gone M.I.A. disappeared so quick
Oh where oh where is my cock
I don't know where it is
Finally found it in my sock drawer
Nestled between my hentai boobie socks what a bitch
Guess it needed some rest a little time to chill
Now reunited we're ready to Netflix and chill
Oh there oh there I found my fucking dick
Back where it belongs safe and sound
No more M.I.A. no more disappearing tricks
Oh there oh there is my cock
But something was missing and it wasn't my mind
Checked in my pants but it wasn't there
I searched high and low everywhere
Oh where oh where has my fucking dick gone
I swear just last night we were having such fun
Now it's gone M.I.A. disappeared so quick
Oh where oh where is my cock
Checked in the fridge and behind the TV
Even looked in the place I keep my spare key
But no sign of my johnny it's gone on vacation
Leaving me here with quite the sensation
Oh where oh where has my fucking dick gone
I swear just last night we were having such fun
Now it's gone M.I.A. disappeared so quick
Oh where oh where is my cock
I asked the cat and I asked the dog
But they just stared back like I'm some kind of schlong
I even asked the neighbor who gave me a weird stare
Said "Sorry can't help I don't have a dick to spare"
Oh where oh where has my fucking dick gone
I swear just last night we were having such fun
Now it's gone M.I.A. disappeared so quick
Oh where oh where is my cock
I don't know where it is
Finally found it in my sock drawer
Nestled between my hentai boobie socks what a bitch
Guess it needed some rest a little time to chill
Now reunited we're ready to Netflix and chill
Oh there oh there I found my fucking dick
Back where it belongs safe and sound
No more M.I.A. no more disappearing tricks
Oh there oh there is my cock
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Writer(s): Julian Hawkins
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