Nuclear Option

Knock knock! Who's there?
It's the nuclear option baby!
Doomsday clock is the president's pocket watch
And it's been ticking away the time non-stop

Me? Well, I'm just doing my job
Atomic pest control is a serious one
Just press this big red button, hun
And I'll unleash a gazillion megatons

Melt the skin off your bones
Turn you all into flesh borscht
Cleanse the face of the earth
Till humankind is no more

I'm the extinction, the violent end
And I assure you, the destruction's mutual, friend

End is nigh, at least you tried
You had a job, a family, a modest house
It's a shame to see it all gone
Swallowed into this huge mushroom cloud

Me? I'm just an itty-bitty a-bomb
It's easy, you push the button, I go off
It's my only purpose, it's my humble job
So you can file your complaints with HR

Maybe I'm doing you all a favor
No more mortgage, no more tax, no more labor
No more god-talk, no more government either
All in one installment of extreme terror

Billionaires in five-star fallout shelters
Rooting for the end of you poor fuckers