My Dog Stole My Truck

Woke up this morning sun shining bright
Looked out my window something wasn't right
My old pickup gone thought it was a joke
Then I saw paw prints and I nearly choked

My dog stole my truck can you believe that luck?
Went joyriding down the lane wagging his tail completely insane
My dog stole my truck oh what the heck
He just wanted to hit the deck and now I'm a walking wreck

Checked my phone got a text that read
"Your dog's at the diner eating cornbread"
Ran down the street couldn't believe my eyes
There he was barking at pies

My dog stole my truck cruising through the town
Tailgate down going round and round
My dog stole my truck a sight to behold
He's on a roll bold and uncontrolled

He picked up some friends a beagle and a lab
They hit the road ready to gab
Through the drive-thru they made their run
Ordering burgers having their fun

Finally caught up at the city park
They were all chilling barking at the dark
Handed him the leash but he just smirked
Guess it's his truck now that cheeky jerk

My dog stole my truck but he brought it back
Full of bones and a new chew toy sack
My dog stole my truck but we made a deal
He drives on weekends and that's for real

Guitar and harmonica play as the sun sets low
Me and my dog watching the show
Life's unexpected but one thing's clear
He'll be the driver I'll sit near



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Writer(s): Kerry Williams
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