Once Dated

I once dated a girl
For the first time

She was new
And her skin
Was soft

I once dated a girl
With big lips

But she didn't know
How to use them

I once dated a girl
Who had too many thoughts

She used her mind
Like a nunchuk

I once dated a girl
Who drank too much liquor

She was sweet
When she was sober
(Which was not often)

I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl

I once dated a girl
Who was from Paris

At least when we kissed
Her tongue spoke French

I once dated a girl
Who loved me

I thought she had
Really bad taste
(Like Kimchi)

I once dated a girl
Who was her sister

We made out in the grass
Of a golf course

Under a blanket
The night sky
Became alive

A flock of pitch black bats
Dove down from the stars
(The end)

I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl

I once dated a girl
Who was Hawaiian

She had the loveliest way of telling me
I was wrong

I once dated a girl
In my mind

Things didn't work out
Even in my mind

I once dated a girl
Who I never met

Her friends told me
We were through
(We were through)

I once dated a girl
With a cute accent

When she spoke to me
I melted

I once dated a girl
An Indian girl

She became
My first song
(My first song)
(My first song)
(My first song)

I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl

I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl
I once dated a girl