Cybertruck Put My Date in a Full Body Cast

Rattlin' roads
Cybertruck rolls
It's got a style
But it takes a toll
Cutting through the streets
Making folks quake
But it ain't safe
It's all a big fake

Ready for our first date
Oh man, I couldn't wait!
Showing off my new ride
So hard to keep my pride inside
Then it happened in a flash
Gas pedal stuck so damn fast
Started off a total blast

Now my date's in a full body cast!
My date's in a full body cast!
My date's in a full body cast!
My date's in a full body cast!

Ridin' through the town
She's a deathtrap on wheels
Every bump and shake
Gotta be how a Conestoga Wagon feels
With the look of a tank
But with rubber that peels
More dangerous than jail

Every drive's a gamble
More like a dicy scam
Cybertruck sucks
Just one big sham

Cheap design
Fear at every corner
Nothin' but a chaotic ride
Your life's no longer
Keep your distance
And your fingers intact
Cybertruck's a menace
Just a full-blown act!

Elon's ego takin' a hit
While Tesla's stock goes down the pit
New owners left in dismay
Wallets drained, dreams in decay
We've clearly got a billion dollar scam
Out of control pedals
New meaning to the word "jam"

Your life's no longer
Keep your distance
And your fingers intact
Now my date's in a full body cast
How much longer can this insanity last?
Gas pedal stuck
What the fuck?
Thought we'd have a blast

Now my date's in a full body cast!
Now my date's in a full body cast!
Now my date's in a full body cast!
Now my date's in a full body cast!

Gas pedal stuck
Not the feelin' to the word "jam"
Now the drive's a gamble
An unexpected terrifying scam
A skeleton in a full body cast

My date's in a full body cast
My date's in a full body cast
My date's in a full body cast



Credits
Writer(s): Christopher Wolter
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