My Fresh Poop Elected President
Woke up this morning
Feeling kinda strange
Laid a fresh poop
And my life had changed
Suddenly elected
To the highest post
My toenails got the VP
What a funny joke
Now I'm in the White House
Don't know what to do
Never asked for this
It all feels so new
My poop's in charge
Making executive decisions
And my toenails
Well they're causing some divisions
Oh
It's a strange, strange day
In the USA
Toenails in power
Poop leading the way
I didn't campaign
Never wanted this role
But here I am
With a fresh poop as my soul
Diplomacy by plunger
Signing laws on strips of TP
My administration's aflush
With absurdity
My fresh poop's got the platform
My clipped toenails are second in charge
I'm a figurehead
With decisions large
Bathrooms, debates
Bathrooms, debates
Echo through the halls
Policy on porcelain
Breakin' all the laws
Oh
It's a strange, strange day
In the USA
Toenails in power
Poop leading the way
I didn't campaign
Never wanted this role
But here I am
With a fresh poop as my soul
From the bathroom stall
To the presidential hall
Who knew my own poop and clipped toenails
Would rule us all?
Feeling kinda strange
Laid a fresh poop
And my life had changed
Suddenly elected
To the highest post
My toenails got the VP
What a funny joke
Now I'm in the White House
Don't know what to do
Never asked for this
It all feels so new
My poop's in charge
Making executive decisions
And my toenails
Well they're causing some divisions
Oh
It's a strange, strange day
In the USA
Toenails in power
Poop leading the way
I didn't campaign
Never wanted this role
But here I am
With a fresh poop as my soul
Diplomacy by plunger
Signing laws on strips of TP
My administration's aflush
With absurdity
My fresh poop's got the platform
My clipped toenails are second in charge
I'm a figurehead
With decisions large
Bathrooms, debates
Bathrooms, debates
Echo through the halls
Policy on porcelain
Breakin' all the laws
Oh
It's a strange, strange day
In the USA
Toenails in power
Poop leading the way
I didn't campaign
Never wanted this role
But here I am
With a fresh poop as my soul
From the bathroom stall
To the presidential hall
Who knew my own poop and clipped toenails
Would rule us all?
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Writer(s): Christopher Wolter
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