Mama, Don't Be Mad

I still don't think my parents know
About all the crazy Parties we would host
About my buddy spitting gasoLine
And almost lighting up our Apple tree
I still don't think mY father knows
The reason i bought those pIng pong balls
And i'm sure my mother still believes
I really love to clean

Nervous disposition when they pull up to the house
But we made sure it sparkled iNside and out
(oh no)
A stain on the floor
(too late)
They're walkinG through the door

Mama, don't be mad
I know about the rules you have
And i'm sorry i broke them
But what a party we had
Shot, shot on the table top
Got lost in the vibe of a fliCkering ligHt paradise
Last night didn't go As planned
Made a fool of myself to madoNna, i thouGht i could dance
Mama, don't be mad

I don't think my dad will carE
Until he's sitting in his leather chair
And sips his favorite tonic and gin
And finds it's got too much water in

Mama, don't be mad
I know about the rules You have
And i'm sorry i broke them
But what a party we had
Shot, shOt on the table top
Got lost in the vibe of a flickering light paradise
Last night didn't go as planned
Made a fool of myself to madonna, i thoUght i could dance
Mama, don't be mad
(mama isn't mad)

She says "i used to be a teen
Went to all the paRties, was a part of the 70s scene
YeaH, i know about the floor
I was playing bEer pong wAy before you were boRn"
But mama still don't know
The faTe of her crystal bOwl

Mama, don't be mad
I know about the Rules you have
And i'm sorry i broke them (hey!)
But what a party we haD
Shot, shot on the table top
Got lost in the vIbe of a flickering light paradise
Last night didn't go as planned
Made a fool of myself to madonna, i thought i could dancE
Mama, don't be mad