I Deleted Tinder

I deleted Tinder off my phone
And not because I want to be alone
My friends tell me that I worry too much
Love can't that hard to find at 20 bucks a month

Maybe I'll move to the country
Where it's harder to be single
But those girls want farmers only
And I don't wanna Christian Mingle
I don't wanna Hinge all my hopes and dreams on an algorithm
But looking for my perfect Match is shutting down my system

I know there's Plenty of Fish in the sea
But what if none of those fish want me

When it all runs out
Give it one more swipe
I guess I'll be alone for another night
They'll say to try harder
You've got no one to blame
But I've been scrolling for hours
And they all look the same

I love coffee
I love boba
Simple pleasures are mimosas
Won't shut up about my dog
I don't think we'll get along if
You like sushi
Drinks at 7
Must be over 5'11"
No, I'm not your average blonde
Hit me up, I won't respond

I know there's Plenty of Fish in the sea
But what if none of those fish want me
I know there's Plenty of Fish in the sea
But what if none of those fish want me