Jays I’d Murder A Pint

My own dog wasn't talking to me
We lost a county final
If you've been working your stones off all week
Or celebrating a baby's arrival
Well there's an Irish cure for this at the end of the day
After Michael Collins did his rounds or Brendan Behan finished a play
If you get that Friday feeling
Like when Da Vinci finished the ceiling
He clImbed down from that scaffolding to say
Jays I'd murder a pint
Jays I'd murder a pint
Ya wouldn't be well when you're sick
But one or two would do the trick
Jays tonight, Jaysus I'd murder a pint
Jesus of Nazareth came out of the desert, 40 days and 40 nights
He had a ham sandwich out of O Donnell's, then he went for a feed of pints
Mahatma Gandhi, he loved a pint
Grace O'Malley, she loved an auld pint
Santa Clause
The 7 dwarves
Have all one time in their life

Said Jays I'd murder a pint
Jays I'd murder a pint
Ya wouldn't be well when you're sick
But one or two would do the trick
Jays tonight, Jaysus I'd murder a pint
Jaysus I'd murder a pint

Some people climb mountains and feel elation, others do meditation
So take a break before you blow a fuse
Even if you're Tom Cruise
If you get a call to say your dog has run away
Well my friend, there's one thing you can do. "Whats that John?"
Nelson Mandela, he loved an auld pint
Nikola Tesla, he loved an auld pint
The Virgin Mary, Mariah Carey
Have all one time in their life

Said Jays I'd murder a pint
Jays I'd murder a pint
Ya wouldn't be well when you're sick
But one or two would do the trick
Jays tonight, Jaysus I'd murder a pint