Big Blue Balls

I met a macho monkey in the jungle one day
He wore a furry coat that was mostly grey
But below his waist - down around his private parts
Were some crazy colors in a wild work of art...

I'll bet God got a good bit of satisfaction
Creating a chimp with a powerful attraction
Female monkeys just couldn't resist
Big blue balls and a little pink dick...

Big blue balls - Big blue balls
Big blue balls - Big blue balls
I never thought I'd ever sing a song about this
Big blue balls and a little pink dick

There's a world full of men who hide their private parts
Until they get a woman alone in the dark
That's when they unveil what they like to keep hid
Big blue balls and a little pink dick

Big blue balls - Big blue balls
Big blue balls - Big blue balls
I never thought I'd ever sing a song about this
Big blue balls and a little pink dick

Without Mother Nature - life would be a lot duller
No, there ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of color...

Big blue balls - Big blue balls
Big blue balls - Big blue balls
I never thought I'd ever sing a song about this
Big blue balls and a little pink dick

There's a world of women who will never admit - They love
Big blue balls and a little pink dick
Big blue balls and a little pink dick
Big blue balls and a little pink dick



Credits
Writer(s): Jan Bidewell
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