99 Beers & 65 Shots

Well tonight, I wanna party
Yeah, I wanna have a ball
I've got a pocket full of cash
And I'm gonna spend it all
I'm in my 69 chevy with some Dapper Dan clothes
We turn the corner, hit them brakes
And make these tires start to smoke
And it feels like starting up (starting up, starting up)
Yeah, it feels like starting up (starting up, starting up)
So when I'm gonna pay the bill
Babe, I wanna get it hot
It says 99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
Well let me call my dirty Annie on the telephone
By now she's home from work and she is sitting all alone
But if she wants to come over
She's gotta dress real fine
Cause there's a lot of pretty babies
So she's gotta wait in line
And I'm gonna start her up (start her up, start her up)
Yeah, I will start her up (start her up, start her up)
And if she asks me what I'm drinking
I'm gonna tell that girl that we drank 99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
And I'm gonna start it up (start it up, start it up)
Yeah, I will start it up (start it up, start it up)
So at the end of the night
I wanna get caught
I've been drunk driving, hand jiving, drinking till I rot
With the 99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots (and 65 shots)
99 beers and 65 shots (and 65 shots)
99 beers and 65 shots
99 beers and 65 shots