Holodeck Hallelujah!
In the holodeck holographic glow
Our dear Will Riker squeezes out a literal shit show
Oh Baby Jesus he loves takin' them dumps in fantasy lands
But Lord almighty!
Riker's poop's are never carried away in divine hands
A true holy mess in every way
May Lady of Guadalupe come save our turd souls
In name of shit-free Holodecks everywhere
We now pray!
Poop poop piling high
First Officer can't deny
Holodeck hallelujah!
A legacy of fecal waste
Oh mighty Jesus a futuristic disgrace
Holodeck hallelujah!
Let it be clean
We cry out Mother Mary please intervene!
Oh sweet Baby Jesus
Riker's dumps ain't disappearing
Techs are near tears always prayin' and fearin'
Holodeck's supposed to be Godly and pure
Now it's a real poo-filled manure tour
Oh Holy Father Riker's dumps rise like incense
Oh Heavenly Father
Might each turd be a prayer rather than offense?
If so Dear Lord none of them make any sense!
Poop poop piling high
First Officer can't deny
Holodeck hallelujah!
A legacy of fecal waste
Oh mighty Jesus a futuristic disgrace
Give us some sweet relief
We wanna play in there yup
But without all that blasphemous grief
Poop poop piling high
First Officer can't deny
Holodeck hallelujah!
A legacy of fecal waste
Oh mighty Jesus a futuristic disgrace
Holodeck hallelujah!
Let it be clean
We cry out Mother Mary please intervene!
In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost
Cleanse this holodeck Lord we need you the most
Blessed Virgin we implore lift this smelly ban
We need a miracle from heaven's own cleansing plan
By the grace of God let the holodeck be pure
With every prayer we seek a shitless cure
So we end our hymn with a fervent plea
Jesus make this place poop-free
And if that doesn't work
William T Riker stop taking dumps in the holodeck!
For Jesus Christ's sake!
Poop poop halleluja!
Amen!
Our dear Will Riker squeezes out a literal shit show
Oh Baby Jesus he loves takin' them dumps in fantasy lands
But Lord almighty!
Riker's poop's are never carried away in divine hands
A true holy mess in every way
May Lady of Guadalupe come save our turd souls
In name of shit-free Holodecks everywhere
We now pray!
Poop poop piling high
First Officer can't deny
Holodeck hallelujah!
A legacy of fecal waste
Oh mighty Jesus a futuristic disgrace
Holodeck hallelujah!
Let it be clean
We cry out Mother Mary please intervene!
Oh sweet Baby Jesus
Riker's dumps ain't disappearing
Techs are near tears always prayin' and fearin'
Holodeck's supposed to be Godly and pure
Now it's a real poo-filled manure tour
Oh Holy Father Riker's dumps rise like incense
Oh Heavenly Father
Might each turd be a prayer rather than offense?
If so Dear Lord none of them make any sense!
Poop poop piling high
First Officer can't deny
Holodeck hallelujah!
A legacy of fecal waste
Oh mighty Jesus a futuristic disgrace
Give us some sweet relief
We wanna play in there yup
But without all that blasphemous grief
Poop poop piling high
First Officer can't deny
Holodeck hallelujah!
A legacy of fecal waste
Oh mighty Jesus a futuristic disgrace
Holodeck hallelujah!
Let it be clean
We cry out Mother Mary please intervene!
In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost
Cleanse this holodeck Lord we need you the most
Blessed Virgin we implore lift this smelly ban
We need a miracle from heaven's own cleansing plan
By the grace of God let the holodeck be pure
With every prayer we seek a shitless cure
So we end our hymn with a fervent plea
Jesus make this place poop-free
And if that doesn't work
William T Riker stop taking dumps in the holodeck!
For Jesus Christ's sake!
Poop poop halleluja!
Amen!
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Writer(s): Christopher Wolter
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