Ears Hang Low

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (it's Pj)
Mhm, yeah yeah yeah yeah (it's Pj)
Mhm, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, uh

Do ya, do ya ears hang low? (Do they hang real low?)
Do they, do they wobble to and fro?
Yeah (wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble)
Can you, can you tie 'em in a knot? (Can you tie 'em in a knot?)
Do you, do you tie them in a bow?
Yeah (woo woo woo woo)

Can you, can you throw 'em over your shoulder?
(What are you doing?)
Like a, like a continental soldier (march, march, march, march)
Do ya, do ya ears hang low? (Do ya ears hang low?)
Do ya, do ya ears hang low?
Do ya (let's go)

Do ya ears flip flop? (Flippy floppy)
Can you, can you use them like a mop? (Mop mop mop mop)
Are you, are they stringy at the bottom? (Mhm)
Are they, are they curly at the top?
Yeah (woo woo woo)

Can you, can you use 'em as a swatter? (Swat swat)
Do ya, do ya get 'em from your father? (Or ya mama)
Do ya, do ya ears flip flop? (Flip flop, flip flop)
Can they, can they do it non-stop? Yeah

I don't know what you've been told (come on)
But there's one thing that I know (what you talking about?)
If your ears hang that low
You should probably go see a doctor (ooh)
Woo, woo, woo, woo (wee)

Do ya ears hang low? (Do ya ears, do ya ears)
Do they, do they wobble to and fro?
Yeah (wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble)
Can you, can you tie 'em in a knot? (Can you tie 'em in a knot?)
Do you, do you tie them in a bow? Yeah
(Let's go, let's go, let's go)

Can you, can you throw 'em over your shoulder?
Like a, like a continental soldier (like a soldier)
Do ya, do ya ears hang low? (Do ya ears hang low?)
Do ya, do ya ears hang low? (Ears hang low)
Come on

I don't know what you've been told (wow)
There is one thing that I know (whatcha know?)
If your ears hang that low
Doctor's probably where you're going

I don't know what you've been told (okay)
But there is one thing that I know (what you talking about?)
That if your ears can't touch the floor (woo)
Call the doctor right now, hahaha