Locus of Funk

Hello and w-elcome to the BBlack Mesa Ha-Hazard Course
Where you'll be trained in the use of the Hazardous Environment Suit
(HEV: Voice system activated)
C-Commencing sequence in 5
4
3-33333 2-
4
1-1

The next -Three jumps get harder each time
But they arequitepossible
Don't be surprised if you miss the last one a t-time or two

Gr-Great work
Now there's one more style of jumping you need to learn

Shutting down
Attempting shut down
It's not... It's- it's not shutting down, it's not-
(HEV: Warning. Vital signs-)
Time to choose
(HEV: Dropping)

Stop!
No!
Access Denied
(Interesting)

Of course not, don't be ridiculous
Of-of course not (Sorry, I'm leaving now)
Of course not not not not (Don't be D-Don't be)
Of course not (Hope you know what you're doing)
Of course not, Absolutely (Doing)
Of course not, Absolutely not (doing)
Ridiculous, ridic - Ridiculous (Doing)
You know, you repeat yourself sometimes
OH NO
Congratulations Pl-P-P-Please advance to the next area
(HEV: Major fracture detected)
Congratulations Pl-P-P-Keep trying
You'll get it
(HEV: Warning, Vital signs critical)
Congratulations on completing the Black Mesa Hazard Course
(HEV: Flatline)