Dad Bod

Wake up every morning sound of the alarm clock
Full-time father, aint no time the job stops
You go to the gym oh you think that that's hot
I work out at home working on my dad bod
Full-time father, full-time father
Full-time father
You got your muscles bigger
Full-time father, full-time father
Full-time father
Check out my father figure

You do squats. Yeah that's hot. I be doing kid lifts
Then wash off the crockpot I help with the dishes
You in the gym making gains, while I make a difference
With my kids, they bring things, ask me what is this
You lift weights, yeah that's great, but that thing I lift it
Evaluate and explain exactly whatever it is
Kid cannot have a cheeto bag so he throws a big fit
So I have to go and grab him and discipline him

Wake up every morning sound of the alarm clock
Full-time father, aint no time the job stops
You go to the gym oh you think that that's hot
I work out at home working on my dad bod
Full-time father, full-time father
Full-time father
You got your muscles bigger
Full-time father, full-time father
Full-time father
Check out my father figure

Oh, you like to lift? Well homie, you know what?
I be lifting too I lift the remote up
But I don't choose, the channel or the show cause
My kids are toddlers dude, I'm waiting til they grow up
Now what we watch, it is not, a show at the top, of what I want
But I don't got, a single shot, of turning off, this show for tots
For a show that got, a better plot
Bout a guy who's caught, on his yacht
That he bought, from the mob, after he shot, his friend named Todd
Dude, what's your point, dang it I forgot
Oh yeah, you go to the gym a lot
While i'm at home, and the power just cut off
So I jump off the couch, and run to the garage
I climb over boxes, and then I do a hop
Over a box of toys, and head to the breaker box
I flip a couple switches, power back there was no doubt
Now explain to me again, how the gym is working out
Cause all them push ups, don't sound as good as laying down
And my bed feels much better than sit ups on the ground
Now you run on a treadmill, while I just run my house
Ok. My wife really runs it, could you keep your volume down?

Wake up every morning sound of the alarm clock
Full-time father, aint no time the job stops
You go to the gym oh you think that that's hot
I work out at home working on my dad bod
Full-time father, full-time father
Full-time father
You got your muscles bigger
Full-time father, full-time father
Full-time father
Check out my father figure
Full-time father, full-time father
Full-time father
You wanna go then come get at me
Full-time father, full-time father
Full-time father
What the heck is a zaddy

Do your crunches, on a mat
Work to get your belly flat
Then get up and go grab
That sweat towel from your bag
Do pull ups to work your back
Then more sit ups to work your abs
Bench 300, do not brag
Just put the weights back on the rack
Great workout, that you had
Drink protein powder after that
You don't eat carbs, and no snacks
Cause you're afraid of looking fat
What's the point may I ask
Of doing all those jumping jacks
When the workout partners that I have
Are all at home and they call me dad