Small Talkin' Small Town

Round these parts you're bound to witness
Everybody knows everybody's business
The Eastman boy done just shipped out
His high school sweetheart's sleepin' around
Judge don't touch the plate in service
Don't give none, but boy he's earning
Miss You-Know-Who spent the night in jail
Mama had to sell the camper to pay her bail

Grown folks grow and plant their seeds
And the apple don't fall far from the did yall

Hear who got locked up
He's flat broke, she's knocked up
And there's a slant roof shed down by the creek
Where I heard the Smith boy's sellin' weed
Hear bout the good times, bad luck
Got enough grapevines we could bottle it up
Word round here is word sure gets around
In this small talkin' small town

"Bless your heart"s and "if I were you"s
Whole football team's drinkin' bootleg booze
QB ain't walkin' at graduation
Ran into his daddy at the gas station
Buddy's out dodgin' debt collectors
But he got the hookup on inspections
Always gotta be something new
When they ask did you

Hear who got locked up
He's flat broke, she's knocked up
And there's a slant roof shed down by the creek
Where I heard the Smith boy's sellin' weed
Hear bout the good times, bad luck
Got enough grapevines we could bottle it up
Word round here is word sure gets around
In this small talkin' small town

What a happy hour misfit population
Of folks that you don't know
But you know by reputation

And did y'all who got locked up
Who's flat broke, she's knocked up
And there's a slant roof shed down by the creek
Where I heard the Smith boy's sellin' weed
Hear bout the good times, bad luck
Got enough grapevines we could bottle it up
Word round here is word sure gets around
In this small talkin' small town
Small town
Woah oh oh oh small town