Chip's (The Pickleball Rap) (feat. Jack Eickhof)

Meet me at Chips, Chip's, Chip's, Chip's Chips
Let's go to Chips, Chip's, Chip's, Chip's Chips
It's a party at Chips, Chip's, Chip's, Chip's Chips
If you wanna have a ball while you hit a ball
Better go to Chip's Pickleball y'all

Got the short shorts, flash a smile and a wink
Jaws hit the floor when the ladies see my dink
I go deep on returns and I drop it real low
The way I dominate the court you'd think it was my kink
I try to play it down, but I think the jig is up
They just saw us play together now they wanna split us up
My backhand is sketchy, my forehand is super
They underestimate me from the rank on my DUPR
Uh, I give a hundred percent
Even though I'll never be professional it's fun to pretend
Cat like reflex, finish with a bang
If you try to lob me then I'm showing the fangs
My serve's got more curve than a camel's back
Moving up, travel fast, kitchen line, straddle that
I got more topspin than a top spinning
I can see they're rattled when my paddle hits the paddle rack, ah

Meet me at Chips, Chip's, Chip's, Chip's Chips
Let's go to Chips, Chip's, Chip's, Chip's Chips
It's a party at Chips, Chip's, Chip's, Chip's Chips
If you wanna have a ball while you hit a ball
Better go to Chip's Pickleball y'all

I own this place, like in the literal sense
And the figurative too, I'mma split your defense
See this couple walk in, they be looking real soft
She got knee braces on both legs, it's a lock
Game starts oh-four, man we're getting wrecked
I can't hit a shot because now I'm in my head
There's a crowd with a woman with a sign and it read
"Becky's undefeated in her last fifty games"
Pressure to me is like gas is to flames
I turn up the heat now there's in glass in my veins
The ball hit the net so I dash to the save
When I hit a kill only ashes remain
Uh, we came back like my last ex
Like a bullet to the sky or a bad check
Now it's nine-nine, made the crowd stand up
And when Becky left she was fifty and one, what