White Claw

I know a girl, she's got her flaws
She's gluten-free, but I got sauce
And I'm a gentleman, so without a pause
I brought her a case of claws (let's drink 'em)

Black Cherry and Lemon Lime
And Mango, I got every kind of claw
Which one you want?
Ohhh whiskey is just not for me
Tequila makes it hard to see at all
So when he calls
Say fuck it all
Baby, let's have a claw

Let's hear it for the boss
Let's have a round of applause
For the man who's doing all he can for what a woman wants
He likes to think I'm broken, cause it makes him feel important
He'd give anything to save me
Ohh he thinks I'm his baby
Sometimes I'd love to leave him
But I think he'd just stop breathing
Besides, all my friends love him, and so do their mothers
Because, he brought the claws
Ohh I brought em, baby

Black Cherry and Lemon Lime
And Mango, I got every kind of claw
Which one you want?
Ohhh whiskey is just not for me
Tequila makes it hard to see at all
So when he calls
Say fuck it all
Baby, let's have a claw

She's recently divorced, and she likes medicine for horses
So, I'll risk my freedom for it, got me dodging law enforcement
She's in love with me, but I'm in love with tweaking
Weekdays, she's at work, so we get wasted on the weekend
Said she's dairy-free, but I always catch her cheesin'

And he might just have a claw, but he's never going vegan
Not at all, but when I call (but when she calls)

Black Cherry and Lemon Lime
And Mango, I got every kind of claw
Which one you want?
Ohhh whiskey is just not for me
Tequila makes it hard to see at all
So when he calls
Say fuck it all
Baby, let's have a claw