Vicious Mockery

Come gather and listen to the legend of me
My vicious mockery

I'm the bard with the sharpest tongue
My words cut deep my insults stung
When the battle's hot and foes are near
I cast vicious mockery fill them with fear

Oh you call that a sword? Looks more like a twig!
Your mama's so big she makes ogres look small and rigged!
With every taunt their spirits fall
I've got the insults to end it all

Oh they think they're tough but they don't know
My words are weapons I steal the show

Vicious mockery I'll tear you down
With a laugh and a jeer you'll hit the ground
My words are daggers my wit's on fire
Your legendary status? I'll retire

Vicious mockery I'm on a roll
Making heroes crumble taking their toll
With every line I'll make you see
You're no match for my vicious mockery

Oh nice armor! Did you get it on sale?
Your brain's so tiny even goblins prevail!
I've got a million lines each one's a hit
Leaving legendary foes throwing a fit

Your face could scare a beholder blind
Did you leave your courage somewhere behind?
They swing their swords but I've got the edge
With every joke I drive them to the ledge

Oh they think they're tough but they don't know
My words are weapons I steal the show

Vicious mockery I'll tear you down
With a laugh and a jeer you'll hit the ground
My words are daggers my wit's on fire
Your legendary status? I'll retire

Vicious mockery I'm on a roll
Making heroes crumble taking their toll
With every line I'll make you see
You're no match for my vicious mockery

Oh are you fighting or just dancing around?
Your skills are so poor they belong in a circus clown!
I'm the bard with the legendary sneer
With every insult I bring you to tears

I laugh I sing I mock I jest
My vicious words put you to the test
So bring it on legends come face me
And I'll bring you down with vicious mockery

Go
Go go
with vicious mockery

Vicious mockery I'll tear you down
With a laugh and a jeer you'll hit the ground
My words are daggers my wit's on fire
Your legendary status? I'll retire

Vicious mockery I'm on a roll
Making heroes crumble taking their toll
With every line I'll make you see
You're no match for my vicious mockery

Yeah yeah yeah
Vicious mockery you can't compete
I'll have you stumbling accepting defeat
So remember my name