Crushing On Straight Girls
If this were a rom com I'd be the best friend
Platonic it's ironic cause you're in my bed
Complaining about how much you hate men (mmm)
If this were the fifties, we'd split a milkshake
Sprinkling on hope 'til he picks you up for your first date
And he'd probably be late
(Do you want me to wait?)
Ooo
I got a type that
Never bites back
Ooo
Make it make sense
I need a taste test
Nothing worse in this world, yeah
No deeper torture and it hurts
I'd rather be buried alive
Get stabbed by a knife
Pull out my eyes cause I'd rather die, yeah
Nothing worse in this world
Than crushing on straight girls
If I'm being honest
There's a sick part of me
That's kind of an asshole
Misery loves company
But at the end I end up being lonely
Ooo
I got a type that
Never bites back
Ooo
Make it make sense
I need a taste test
Nothing worse in this world, yeah
No deeper torture and it hurts
I'd rather be buried alive
Get stabbed by a knife
Pull out my eyes cause I'd rather die, yeah
Nothing worse in this world
Than crushing on straight girls
Ooo
I got a type that
Never bites back
Ooo
Isn't everyone a little bit gay?
While I'm crushing on straight girls
Nothing worse in this world
I'd rather be buried alive
Get stabbed by a knife
Pull out my eyes
Fuck it I'll fuck your guy
Nothing worse in this world
Than crushing on straight girls
Platonic it's ironic cause you're in my bed
Complaining about how much you hate men (mmm)
If this were the fifties, we'd split a milkshake
Sprinkling on hope 'til he picks you up for your first date
And he'd probably be late
(Do you want me to wait?)
Ooo
I got a type that
Never bites back
Ooo
Make it make sense
I need a taste test
Nothing worse in this world, yeah
No deeper torture and it hurts
I'd rather be buried alive
Get stabbed by a knife
Pull out my eyes cause I'd rather die, yeah
Nothing worse in this world
Than crushing on straight girls
If I'm being honest
There's a sick part of me
That's kind of an asshole
Misery loves company
But at the end I end up being lonely
Ooo
I got a type that
Never bites back
Ooo
Make it make sense
I need a taste test
Nothing worse in this world, yeah
No deeper torture and it hurts
I'd rather be buried alive
Get stabbed by a knife
Pull out my eyes cause I'd rather die, yeah
Nothing worse in this world
Than crushing on straight girls
Ooo
I got a type that
Never bites back
Ooo
Isn't everyone a little bit gay?
While I'm crushing on straight girls
Nothing worse in this world
I'd rather be buried alive
Get stabbed by a knife
Pull out my eyes
Fuck it I'll fuck your guy
Nothing worse in this world
Than crushing on straight girls
Credits
Writer(s): Hannah Ryan Avison, Scott Robinson, Lisa Jacqueline Heller
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