Everything Happens To Me

Everything's coming up roses
But then everything happens to me

If I fell for a boy from my highschool
Or I fall for a man from the moon
Well you can bet I'd be getting love letters
From his best friend, maybe his brother too
Oh, Can't you see? Everything happens to me

And if a go to the pool there's a...
Wild boar?
Where a wild boar should never be
And if he gets the munchies
and wants something to nibble on
Well of course that he chooses my knee
Oh, Can't you see? Everything happens to me
Oh, Can't you see? Everything happens to me

If there's a chance to miss the bus
Get on the wrong train, step in the mud
I'm pretty sure I'd be my luck
Baby, can't you see? Everything happens to me

I never win, and at this point it's almost the same
'Cause if I win, it's a given they'll misspell my name

And if I write a song for you to hum along
Original as can be
I'll probably find there's one written in the 40s
With the same title and about the same thing

Oh, Can't you see?
Everything
Everything
Everything
Happens
To me!

Everything happens
To me



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