Anybody But You

I could burn your stuff out in the yard
Slash your tires and key your car
Tell your mama all the stuff you did
And how she raised a messed-up kid

I could leave the gate open for your dog
Look the other way when he runs off
Toss your keys and sink your boat
And see how deep they go

But that ain't me
No, I ain't that mean

I'm just gonna get
Messed up in the sheets with a stranger
Only way to fall out of love is to hate you
Wake up with a Sigma Chi shirt that's way too big

Yeah, it's lookin' like
Double shots of whiskey on the rocks
I'm a red wine girl, but tonight I'm not
Stay up all night and sleep past two
Yeah, I'd do anything with anybody but you
Anybody but you

I wanna put my feet up on a brand-new dash
Leavin' some bar that only takes cash
Hear a bunch of songs I've never heard
By the end of the night, know every word

He'll smell like smoke, taste like beer
Tell me all the things a girl wants to hear
Shotgun-ridin' down some road
Yeah, right now all I know

Is I wanna get
Messed up in the sheets with a stranger
Only way to fall out of love is to hate you
Wake up with a Sigma Chi shirt that's way too big

Yeah, it's lookin' like
Double shots of whiskey on the rocks
I'm a red wine girl, but tonight I'm not
Stay up all night and sleep past two
Yeah, I'd do anything with anybody but you
Anybody but you

The reason why I know what hurts the worst
Is only 'cause I learned it from you first

So I'm gonna get
Messed up in the sheets with a stranger
Only way to fall out of love is to hate ya
Wake up with a Sigma Chi shirt that's way too big

Yeah, it's lookin' like
Double shots of whiskey on the rocks
I'm a red wine girl, but tonight I'm not
Stay up all night and sleep past two
Yeah, I'd do anything with anybody but you
Anybody but you, mm