Rat Catcher

Eeeeeeee

I smell a fucking rat

Put out the traps

These god damned vermin
Always eating through my
Fucking drywall

Tom Kill Jerry

I can't express my hatred
For these putrid
Furry assholes

They gnaw the wires
Of my cable
Now I can't watch Xfiles

I try to stomp them
With my boots
But they quickly leave the room

The time has come
The piper calls
Loading shells into my gun

I uh, don't quite know how to say this

But uh, I'm gonna give you the ass beating

Of a life time

Blasting holes into the ceiling

Must have missed them

They're still squeaking

Loaded fifty isn't working

Gas and matches are a sure thing

They're taunting
My smartness

I'll show them
With quickness

Douse walls with
Pure gasoline

You'll burn for
Killing my TV

Throw the match into the room
Oh how the fire grew

Oh no it's getting out of hand

That's when I noticed gasoline is on my fucking pants

Oh fuck now I'm burning alive

This wasn't meant for me
I just want these rats to die

Rolling round about the ground
To put this fire out

I heard the sound
Of a thousand little feet surround

Ripping tearing
At my flesh

Tiny terrors
Burrow to my chest

I can feel their squirming
In my guts

I am swarmed beneath
A hoard of rodents

Should have never took this matter
To my hands

Only hope is
My TiVo Saved Xfiles

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