Your Mom Hates Me

(One, two)
(One, two-) Woah
Oh, oh, yeah
Woah-oh

Your mom hates me (Yeah, yeah)
She thinks that I act too cool
She's got her mindset that I'll play you
And I'm nothing, but a douche
But that ain't right (No, no)
Because I treat you like I should
Take you shopping, buy you roses
Get you everything I could
But still your mom hates me
No matter what I do (I do)
She thinks that I'm a bad influence
And I'm ruining you (Ruining you)

I know she wants you to leave me
She would rather see my name on a gravestone, then next to you
Somehow, I still keep on keeping on
Give a fuck about all the rules

If I'm brutally honest
I cannot care less about her
All that I want
Is me and you, no stress
So, what you wanna do tonight?
Sneak out of your room on the way and hide
If I'm brutally honest
I cannot care, I cannot care less

Uh, 'cause your dad loves me (Yeah, yeah)
He thinks that I act just fine
He knows that I know you're worth
And I think you're one of a kind (Yeah, yeah)
And that ain't wrong (No, no)
At least he knows that it's true
On the other hand your mom is kinda crazy, scary
You say, "Let's go through it together" (Oh, woah)
Hold my hand tightly, we'll walk through forever (Oh, oh, oh)
We don't got a plan, we'll figure it out whenever
I tried, I tried to make me better
I tried, it don't work, but who cares 'cause-

I know she wants you to leave me
She would rather see my name on a gravestone, then next to you
Somehow, I still keep on keeping on
Give a fuck about all the rules

If I'm brutally honest
I cannot care less about her
All that I want
Is me and you, no stress
So, what you wanna do tonight?
Sneak out of your room on the way and hide
If I'm brutally honest
I cannot care, I cannot care less