TEXAS HOLD 'EM

This ain't Texas (woo)
Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus (woo)
And throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)

And I'll be gone if I can't slow-dance with you
Come have some sugar with me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a fool, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha

There's a tornado (there's a tornado)
In my city (in my city)
In the basement (in the basement)
'Cause it ain't pretty (it ain't pretty)
Pray it miss me (pray it miss me)
'Cause we surviving ('cause we surviving)
Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passing time, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right
We heading to the one place we always thought was nice
Ooh, run me to the left
And spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas (woo)
Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus (woo)
And throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)

And I'll be gone if I can't slow-dance with you
Come have some sugar with me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a fool, come take it to the floor now, woo

And I'll be gone if I cannot dance with you
Come have some sugar with me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a fool, come take it to the floor now, woo

Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo

There's a heatwave (there's a heatwave)
Coming at us (coming at us)
Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight)
Too cold to panic (cold to panic)
All of the problems
Just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)
And now we're running to the first spot that we find, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right
We heading to the one place we always thought was nice
Ooh, you run to the left
Just with me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas (woo)
Ain't no hold 'em (hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down (oh)
So park your Lexus (woo)
And throw your keys up (hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (stick around)

And I'll be gone if I can't slow-dance with you
Come have some sugar with me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a fool, come take it to the floor now, woo

And I'll be gone if I cannot dance with you
Come have some sugar with me, honey, too
It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
Don't be a fool, come take it to the floor now, ooh

Take it to the floor now, ooh
Hoops, spurs, boots
To the floor now, ooh
Spurs, spurs, boots
Solargenic, photogenic, shoot