Funky, Funky, Xmas

Ho, ho, ho, oh, Little Train, my little elf, another great Christmas
Ah, man, it's boring, it's boring, same thing every year
So let's have a funky Christmas

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Have a funky, funky Christmas

New Kids On The Block, let's rock, it's Christmas time.
We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme
Danny D, are you ready?
Ready as I'll ever be
Steady - you know, Joey Joe is ready
Jordan and Jon, yeah, come on
We got a funky, funky Christmas going on

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Funky Christmas and a funky new year
I swear we got ourselves a party here
Girls on the floor
Knows our posse at the door
Should I stop? Nah, cool - here's more
Of this song, a funky Christmas melody
'Cause Jordan K feels so Christmas-y
Throw your hands in the air, pause
Kick the ballistics, Santa Claus

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Sneaking downstairs on Christmas Eve
I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe
St. Nick by the fireplace
Dusting off his head with a frown on his face
He said "hey", I said "what", he said "you", I said "what"
He said "you left the fire burning and I burnt my butt"
So now I've learned
You've got to turn the fireplace down so Santa won't get burned

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Yo, MC Santa, you didn't know my boy Donnie could play percussion, did you?
I didn't have a clue
Yeah, get busy, Donnie
Yeah! Uhuh
Hey, check this out Little Train
Go ahead

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ho, break it down

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Slipping and sliding through the city streets
I'll be in town getting down to the Christmas beat
It's Danny D, I'm here with Christmas cheer
No feeling to end the party of the year
It's going, I'm showing fresh rhymes, I'm throwing
It's snowing outside, but we ho-ho-hoing
Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing, swinging, everybody start singing

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Have a funky, funky Christmas

It's Christmas, can you swing this? (yeah)
Funky, dope jam top on your Christmas
List, do you dig this? (boy)
There ain't no twist
Just something you wish for and you almost missed
Huh, funky Christmas and a happy new year, how could you be booing it
With Donnie D doing it?

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Have a funky, funky Christmas

Ho, ho, ho, this is the MC Santa Claus and my elf, Little Train
Yeah, merry Christmas, merry Christmas
We gonna kick the ballistics of our Christmas wishes
Where's My List?
(Yo, it's right here)
(Northside Posse) oh, yes, yes
(Lou) funky Christmas

(Maurice Starr and his brother Michael) oh, such a nice boy
(Yeah, Posse B) oh, Biscuit, Andre, Butch, Johnny
(Uh, Scott) oh, he's a great boy
(Def Duo) oh, they Def, they Def
(John and Jerry A) oh, such nice boys
(Yo, merry merry, merry Christmas)
And a funky new year (man)

Word
It's getting cold out here
(Yo, man, yo, get all them reindeers and let's bust out of here)
Word, let's get
Peace (peace)