Mini Bar (feat. John Daly)

I was holed up in a hotel somewhere south of Abilene
Standing in that shower when I heard my cell phone ring
She said, "I found banker now so don't you even bother coming home"
I just stood there in my towel wondering what the hell to do
I looked out the window and then I looked around the room
When right there by the TV
Was the thing to help me forget she was gone

I got drunk on that mini bar
Put it all on her credit card
She'll find out when she gets the bill
That I got pretty messed up Friday night, yeah but that's alright
Then I called up my ole go-to
She came over and had a few
We sat there that king-size bed
Drank 'til there was nothin' left
Wearing out that hotel mini bar
(Tell 'em JD)

They had fifteen dollar cashews, thirty dollar scotch
Quick trip to the ice machine, I poured it all on the rocks
There were 47 flavors there to savor and Lord we had 'em all
And I had a ball

I got drunk on that mini bar
Put it all on her credit card
She'll find out when she gets the bill
That I got pretty f*cked up Friday night, hell but that's alright
Then I called up my ole go-to
She came over and had a few
We sat there on that king-size bed
Popping tops and twistin' lids
Wearing out that hotel mini bar
(This shit gonna hurt like hell in the morning)

Well my ex was a bitch and sometimes verbally abusive
Her credit card is 5565 2433 8223 5533
In case you want to use it

Go get drunk on some mini bar
Put it all on her credit card
She'll find out when she gets the bill
We all got pretty messed up Friday night, hell but that's alright
Go on call up your ole go-to
Bring her over and have a few
Sit right there on that king-size bed
Drink 'til there ain't nothin' left
Wearing out that hotel mini bar
Yeah sit right there on that king-size bed
Popping tops and twistin' lids
Wearing out that hotel mini bar
That hotel mini bar