Deja Vu (But Worse)

You ever get the feeling you've been somewhere before?
You look up and it's exactly the flipping same!

We're the richest country, but if you're living in a shed
When does the economy trickle down
Through the corrugated roof above your head?
He's the only president other than Herbert Hoover
Who lost more jobs than he had when he began
What we had to do is try to put things back together again
For all Americans
The jobs went down and then they bounced back
And he's taking credit, you can't do that
We had the greatest economy in the history of our country
He's the worst president in history by far
I didn't have sex with a porn star

Our nation has eight million jobs and clean energy
Can we double it, guys, before the sea levels rise
And I'm roommates with a manatee?
I want immaculate clean water and I want air that's clean
And we had it, we had H2O, all forms of energy
He's gonna claim it, they had the cleanest water
He hadn't done a damn thing
The only existential threat to humanity is climate change

I think I'm getting déjà vu
Every single thing he said is a lie
Just me and the same two dudes
I've never seen anybody lie like this guy
Have we fallen under a wizard's curse to suffer déjà vu, but worse?
He's such a whiner
This man is a complainer
My frontal lobe hurts, oh!
I think I'm getting déjà vu
You have to be quite smart
Who signed off on this reboot?
Having sex with a porn star (Who?)
And people are dying all over the place
We are the most admired country, the United States
It's a disgrace
Was it me and you who made this déjà vu?

Remember last election? Things got completely unhinged
How 'bout a normal one this time?
'Cause I think coups are kind of cringe
He encouraged those folks, sat there for three hours
Didn't do a damn thing
Everybody was saying they were gonna be there
I could see what was happening
You could feel it, and you could feel it
That's a lot of people coming
This guy's responsible, he was begged to do something

We've waited long enough! No more dawdling or delays!
Let's go out with a zinger, hit me with your best catchphrase!
We're here make a failing nation great again
Putin, Kim Jong-Un, they don't respect him
For three-and-a-half years, we're living in hell
You oughta be ashamed of yourself
No president's ever spoken like that
He has the morals of an alley cat
This guy has increased your tax, the economy was flat on its back

I think I'm getting déjà vu
Every single thing he said is a lie
Just me and the same two dudes
I've never seen anybody lie like this guy
Have we fallen under a wizard's curse to suffer déjà vu, but worse?
He's such a whiner
This man is a complainer
My frontal lobe hurts, oh!
I think I'm getting déjà vu
You have to be quite smart
Who signed off on this reboot?
Having sex with a porn star (Who?)
And people are dying all over the place
We are the most admired country, the United States
It's a disgrace
Was it me and you who made this déjà vu?

And this ain't a good sequel like Paddington 2
It's more like we're watching The Temple of Doom
No, this ain't The Empire Strikes Back
It's the time you tried to reheat your Big Mac
This ain't even Fast and Furious 6
It's more like that Home Alone we got on Netflix
I think Olivia Rodrigo would agree
This is even worse than your ex eatin' strawberry ice cream, no!
This ain't The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
This was Shrek: Forever After when it stole two hours of my life!
It's not The Dark Knight!
It's my high school production of Grease and I'm the only guy
Because the football coach wouldn't let anyone miss a practice day
And if I do recall, they finished last anyway
Now I'm onstage doo-woppin' by myself
That's when someone in the back row screams, "I'm in hell!"
I feel lower than dirt, smaller than nothing
And on the next day my junior prom date dumped me
We've all been there, right?
Anyway, that's what this election feels like

I think I'm getting déjà vu
Every single thing he said is a lie
Just me and the same two dudes
I've never seen anybody lie like this guy
Have we fallen under a wizard's curse to suffer déjà vu, but worse?
He's such a whiner
This man is a complainer
My frontal lobe hurts, oh!
I think I'm getting déjà vu
You have to be quite smart
Who signed off on this reboot?
Having sex with a porn star (Who?)
And people are dying all over the place
We are the most admired country, the United States
It's a disgrace
Was it me and you who made this déjà vu?
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