Punch Stuff

Ahhhhhh!

(Punching sounds)

Ahh, I'm losing my fucking mind
Ah!

(Breaking stuff)
You need to stop breaking shit
This is getting fucking ridiculous!
It's not good for you
It's not good for your stuff
It's not good for my stuff
It's not good for your warmth

Or don't, go ahead and punch another hole
I don't live here how is this supposed to hurt me at all?
I don't get it
It doesn't make any sense
Why'd you break your phone too?
You made a bigger mess

Get some therapy man, I won't judge
Maybe with some work your poor attitude will start to smudge
But that's not realistic
Just a big load of fudge
I can't think of another word that rhymes with judge

Oh you're so fucking stupid
I hate having to deal with you all the time

Haha, do you remember that time?
This is like in Revenge Of The Sith when Obi-Wan

Oh my god (and Anakin)
Shut the fuck up!
Ahhh!

What's the benefit of punching a hole in your own wall?
I don't get it at all
It's probably the same as when you sent pictures of your penis
I don't get that either
I think you just do things without thinking often

Why are you destroying your own shit?
It's not making any sense, you're scaring me

Ahh, shut the fuck up you stupid fucking drunk cunt
You're a bitchin' bitchin' bitchin' bitch!

Oh cool there's another hole in your wall now
I bet you're real happy with yourself, huh?
You don't feel stupid at all I bet
And it helps keep the heat in too!
(It's cold this time of year)

You're lowering the property value every time you get upset
And you need to sell the place soon
Use your brain, you're a smart individual
But you break your own stuff a lot for some reason

I am breaking my own stuff which is my decision to make, and not yours
And fuck you for telling me how to live
I get to live by myself
And I am a big smart who knows everything

You punched your fucking refrigerator!
Why?
Like seriously why would you have done that?
It probably hurt, and you supposedly broke your hand
But I would've guessed that
You punched the fucking refrigerator!

I know how to make a splint (well probably not a good one)
I learned this when I was breaking my hand
Because I do this a lot apparently (yeah we've learned)
And all you gotta do is take a stick and some ACE Bandage (Jesus Christ)

You need to take better care of yourself
Why do you do these things?
They're really fucking stupid

Don't punch refrigerators
Don't break your phone
Don't punch holes in the pool house that you live in
Especially don't do that part in the winter

You're a bitch
You're a bitch, bitch
You're so much of a bitch your bitch calls you bitch, bitch
Yeah
Fuck you

(Applause)



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Writer(s): Bic Biscuit, Ireland Patrick
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