Caddying for the Almighty
"Caddying for the Almighty"
Hey! what do you think you're trying to do?
Hedging bets like you got something to prove
With respect I don't give a damn
About your dad or his ultimate plan
For all us sinners in our sinner sheds
One life, one shot to clear our heads
That's all we get, and all that's true
Don't make me waste it talking to you
You know this is real, not a game to play
People get hurt cuz you got "something to say"
'bout their lives. So play on through politely
If you're caddying for the Almighty
You ask where I'd go if I died tonight
Like you got some kinda knowledge, right?
From letters kept for two thousand years
With a message of good news for my ears
But ain't your Word the one that claims
I'll burn in hell for being gay?
She says, "Can I ask about your fate?"
I'm like "No, got enough on my plate."
"But if I'm right," she says, "you're wrong."
So I put my answer into this song
Gonna talk to me 'bout eternal life
With a god above who loves, despite
Condemning me to doubt and shame
For being born a different way
Than what you think is natural
Well, jokes on you, my heart is full!
Hey! what do you think you're trying to do?
Hedging bets like you got something to prove
You know this is real, not a game to play
People get hurt cuz you got "something to say"
'bout their lives. So play on through, politely
If you're caddying for the Almighty
If your concern is for my soul
Please rest assured my body's whole
Cuz every single part of me
Is built on physicality
And if there's more beyond to see
Your petty god won't hold the key
What do you think you're trying to do?
Hedging bets like you got nothing to lose!
You know this is real, hope you learn someday
People get hurt cuz you got "something to say"
'bout their lives. So play on through, politely
If you're caddying for the Almighty
Yeah, if you're caddying for the Almighty
Please just play on through, alrighty?
Hey! what do you think you're trying to do?
Hedging bets like you got something to prove
With respect I don't give a damn
About your dad or his ultimate plan
For all us sinners in our sinner sheds
One life, one shot to clear our heads
That's all we get, and all that's true
Don't make me waste it talking to you
You know this is real, not a game to play
People get hurt cuz you got "something to say"
'bout their lives. So play on through politely
If you're caddying for the Almighty
You ask where I'd go if I died tonight
Like you got some kinda knowledge, right?
From letters kept for two thousand years
With a message of good news for my ears
But ain't your Word the one that claims
I'll burn in hell for being gay?
She says, "Can I ask about your fate?"
I'm like "No, got enough on my plate."
"But if I'm right," she says, "you're wrong."
So I put my answer into this song
Gonna talk to me 'bout eternal life
With a god above who loves, despite
Condemning me to doubt and shame
For being born a different way
Than what you think is natural
Well, jokes on you, my heart is full!
Hey! what do you think you're trying to do?
Hedging bets like you got something to prove
You know this is real, not a game to play
People get hurt cuz you got "something to say"
'bout their lives. So play on through, politely
If you're caddying for the Almighty
If your concern is for my soul
Please rest assured my body's whole
Cuz every single part of me
Is built on physicality
And if there's more beyond to see
Your petty god won't hold the key
What do you think you're trying to do?
Hedging bets like you got nothing to lose!
You know this is real, hope you learn someday
People get hurt cuz you got "something to say"
'bout their lives. So play on through, politely
If you're caddying for the Almighty
Yeah, if you're caddying for the Almighty
Please just play on through, alrighty?
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