Grab 'Em

Ha, ha, what
Yeah this guy
Who does he think he is

Cause all these ladies only want one thing
When it comes to grabbing them, I am the king
I meet all the finest while campaigning
Listen for the trick, I'll be explaining

I just started on the campaign trail
And I'm meeting the ladies on a major scale
Maybe some want to wine and dine
But I got another trick that works just fine

First you move on 'em, like a bitch
They're like a magnet, just kiss
They let you do it, no sales pitch
You just grab 'em, grab 'em, grab 'em

First you move on 'em, like a bitch
They're like a magnet, just kiss
They let you do it, no sales pitch
You just grab 'em, grab 'em, grab 'em

Some may say this is objectification
But not if I solicit campaign donations
It's just a little bit of flirtation
I would never think of it as predation

All of you look at me with admiration
But being a candidate is no vacation
Getting chicks, I could write a dissertation
It's really not hard at all

First you move on 'em, like a bitch
They're like a magnet, just kiss
They let you do it, no sales pitch
You just grab 'em, grab 'em, grab 'em

First you move on 'em, like a bitch
They're like a magnet, just kiss
You let me do it, no sales pitch
You just grab 'em, grab 'em, grab 'em

Donna, Molly, Sarah, Kate
I freaked out when one was late
It's so easy, I don't even try
I'm just a sweet and charming guy

Julie, Jemma, Jackie, Jane
I don't even care if they look a little plain
It's so easy, I don't even try
Take my advice, I'm not the bad guy

First you move on 'em, like a bitch
They're like a magnet, just kiss
They let you do it, no sales pitch
You just grab 'em, grab 'em, grab 'em

First you move on 'em, like a bitch
They're like a magnet, just kiss
They let you do it, no sales pitch
You just grab 'em, grab 'em, grab 'em

Grab, Grab, Grab 'em by the what
Grab, grab, grab 'em by the what
Grab, grab, grab 'em by the what
Grab, Grab, Grab 'em by the what
Grab, grab, grab 'em by the what
Grab, grab, grab 'em by the what
Grab, grab, grab 'em by the what

You can do it if you're a candidate for mayor

By the what

By the what

By the what

You can do whatever you want if you're a candidate