New Boyfriend

I was thinking that we'd be more than friends
But you was hanging out with the new boyfriend
He acts like me but he's not as cool
Everyone else seems to think he's a tool

He's washed up and lazy getting stoned all the time
You thought he was a rocker his band plays out of time
He sits there laughing while you're looking at me
Don't treat me a fool I know what your look means

I was thinking that we'd be more than friends
But you was hanging out with the new boyfriend
He takes all the punches you never hold back
He doesn't even know he's under attack

I was thinking that we'd be more than friends
But you was hanging out with the new boyfriend
He acts like me but he's not as cool
Everyone else seems to think he's a tool

Hey hey man
I was thinking our bands could maybe play a show or something
cause my girlfriend really likes your song Beverly haha

You turn to me with only nice things to say
Damn I hope you guys break it off one day
He'd go back to just getting stoned
While we're shaking up in our hotel room

The rocker you wanted is here to stay
Instead of dive bars his gigs are all high stakes
When I hit the stage there's lights and all that
Not playing on the floor where the beer drinkers at

I was thinking that we'd be more than friends
But you was hanging out with the new boyfriend
He acts like me but he's not as cool
Everyone else seems to think he's a tool

Everyone's seeing everything I see
You think you're sneaky but you're not so discrete

I was thinking that we'd be more than friends
But you was hanging out with the new boyfriend
He acts like me but he's not as cool
Everyone else seems to think he's a tool

Bro you totally took my girlfriend
I even got her into your band and now she's with you
He can't even play a solo
That's actually pretty good