A Homicidal Christmas
My brother came from the city
He came and knocked on my door
Sat down and ate my whole Christmas dinner
And begged me to send out for more
My sister brought all her kids
An angry look on her face
Went out the door and took all the presents
With a curse for the whole human race
(It's gonna be) a homicidal Christmas
Like it ain't nobody's business
(Gonna be) a homicidal Christmas
So we can make it through the New Year
My uncle came with a bottle
He reeked of whiskey and gin
He laughed out loud at his own racist jokes
And I didn't want to let him in
All my friends brought their families
And all their aunts brought their dogs
One of the dogs left his own Christmas present
As he squeezed out the family yule log
(Oh it's) a homicidal Christmas
Like it ain't nobody's business
(Gonna be) a homicidal Christmas
So we can make it through the New Year
Then they just kept on coming
Family that I've never known
Ate all my food and drank all my bourbon
Now they'd better just leave me alone
Silent night, silent night
Where on earth can you be?
I'm stuck in the middle of a house full of guests
And they stole the star off of my tree
(It's gonna be) a homicidal Christmas
Like it ain't nobody's business
(Gonna be) a homicidal Christmas
So we can make it through the New Year
He came and knocked on my door
Sat down and ate my whole Christmas dinner
And begged me to send out for more
My sister brought all her kids
An angry look on her face
Went out the door and took all the presents
With a curse for the whole human race
(It's gonna be) a homicidal Christmas
Like it ain't nobody's business
(Gonna be) a homicidal Christmas
So we can make it through the New Year
My uncle came with a bottle
He reeked of whiskey and gin
He laughed out loud at his own racist jokes
And I didn't want to let him in
All my friends brought their families
And all their aunts brought their dogs
One of the dogs left his own Christmas present
As he squeezed out the family yule log
(Oh it's) a homicidal Christmas
Like it ain't nobody's business
(Gonna be) a homicidal Christmas
So we can make it through the New Year
Then they just kept on coming
Family that I've never known
Ate all my food and drank all my bourbon
Now they'd better just leave me alone
Silent night, silent night
Where on earth can you be?
I'm stuck in the middle of a house full of guests
And they stole the star off of my tree
(It's gonna be) a homicidal Christmas
Like it ain't nobody's business
(Gonna be) a homicidal Christmas
So we can make it through the New Year
Credits
Writer(s): Matthew Boudreau
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