Nespresso
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
She's got this machine that's like sex on legs
It brings a smile to her face like cooking eggs
She pushes down the button with a naughty grin
Cos drinking coffee has to be the seventh sin
Her Nespresso makes a noise like it's gonna be sick
Then out the nozzle comes this filthy dirty dark brown ick
Apparently it tastes even better than tea
But if I'm honest it tastes pretty vile to me
It really doesn't matter what I like and what I don't
When I see her face it makes me smile
She can drink all the coffee in the world if she wants
To get her coffee I'd walk 500 miles
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
The day I plugged it in, I discovered pods
To a proper coffee drinker they're the real gods
They come in colours like all different pairs of sneakers
You can drink it out of cups or little metal beakers
My girlfriend swears that they whisper in her ear
Saying drink me, drink me, the voices are so clear
When the coffee speaks the world around her fades away
If she could I think she'd drink a couple hundred a day
It really doesn't matter what I like and what I don't
When I see her face it makes me happy
She can drink all the coffee in the world if she wants
Even though it tastes really crappy
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my
girlfriend fucking loves the stuff
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
She's got this machine that's like sex on legs
It brings a smile to her face like cooking eggs
She pushes down the button with a naughty grin
Cos drinking coffee has to be the seventh sin
Her Nespresso makes a noise like it's gonna be sick
Then out the nozzle comes this filthy dirty dark brown ick
Apparently it tastes even better than tea
But if I'm honest it tastes pretty vile to me
It really doesn't matter what I like and what I don't
When I see her face it makes me smile
She can drink all the coffee in the world if she wants
To get her coffee I'd walk 500 miles
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
The day I plugged it in, I discovered pods
To a proper coffee drinker they're the real gods
They come in colours like all different pairs of sneakers
You can drink it out of cups or little metal beakers
My girlfriend swears that they whisper in her ear
Saying drink me, drink me, the voices are so clear
When the coffee speaks the world around her fades away
If she could I think she'd drink a couple hundred a day
It really doesn't matter what I like and what I don't
When I see her face it makes me happy
She can drink all the coffee in the world if she wants
Even though it tastes really crappy
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my girlfriend can
I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee, I can't stand coffee but my
girlfriend fucking loves the stuff
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Writer(s): Michael Cairns
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