Bappi Lahiri

Every summer Son-of-Sam Gunning
Sonnin rappers is an occupation
Run up in your office raging
Taking I ain't fucking waiting
Paper's for the double staking
Been about the flip since morning
Wake and smell the fuckin bacon
Cold blood in my swole veins
Grown pimping that Cold Vein
Cobain with a gold Colt
Every drop is a cold win
Coke drop from a Colt jet
Cold caking in daylight
Say you man are on showbiz
All I see is stage fright
Bitch City
My paper righter than the Daily Mail
U KIP on street corners
No tail in the paper trail
Burner in the Burberry
Out in Guernsey Gurning
Stash the Guernica in Jersey
Johnson Magic call me Merlin
How the Packet vanish
Skillit Bang Donald Surfaces
Polish off the competition
At best your shit's embarrassing
Weeded out the mediocre
VIZO with the black and chrome
All city omnipresent
10Foot We back on Road
Mitcham with the Chisti Fam
Chain game suttam scary
Vibin' on a Bloody Mary
Talkin' biz with Bappi Lahiri
Terry Turbo how I run the jungle
Rough and tumble
The poetry humble
It's these roads that might just up and snuff you

Fry the fish fritter sip the Kingfisher
Bud Dinger big tipper Ventolin hitter
I push the shish in the pitta
On the back of a rickshaw sippin' an elixir
I knock it neat no mixer
Turn up to your Bah Mitzvah
At the bar smokin like a kipper
Shit be crazy
I listened to the lessons that my legends gave me
Now it's 50 on the Milanese
Off the grid on the dizzle wavy
I let it sizzle on the grill chill you still a baby
The wiff's flaky I let her entertain me
The drip drippy in the whip driving Miss Daisy
I roll a henry in a L on the mezzanine
You a preacher in the church tryna sell a dream
I'm at the telly out in Tenerife c'est la vie
The unsavoury you can't short change me
I'm on the porch blazing
I'm a lord ordain me
Record the scene Scorsese
The buds zesty sketchy
Can't trust a Jezzie she in love but she just met me
Ashin' on the Casper I'm on the plasma
Poppin Magnums the super donny from the afters
Pick up an instrument
I'm movin' like a pimp in a mink
I shoot the shot like insulin
Lightin' up the stinky rollin up a pinky
Who's fuckin with me
That's a mind blasting curry Ricky
I'm on my culinary money in the Jiffy
Then I leave the country quickly

YO WEARSDA BHAJI?
SPLIT DADUTCHY
WAKKY BACCI
AGGI PACKY
MANGO LASSSI
AGRODESHY
MANZAMENACE
MINDS A WEAPON
VIBES ELECTRIC
LIFE IZ HECTIC
UNTILL YOU HITIT
LARGE NO STRESSIN
WOSSDA LESSON
HEED THE MESSIJ
APPLY DA PRESHYA
HEEZ IMPRESSIVE
HEEZA STARNY
SUCHA GEEZA
CHEESE FROM CHARLY
EASY MONEY
GET YOUR PEEZ'UP
PRO CASH DONATION
NO INJEKSHUN
FOR DAT RONA
HE AINT FLYIN
PHUQ A VISA
NEVVABIN SMOKE
WIV MY KINFOLK
MEYAN MY ASIANS
DASS RELATIONS
DON'T GASS THE NATION
PROCRASTINATION
EMANCIPATION
MANSIZ ASIAN
NOT DORIAKI
YAKI SOBA
ARFOUNSA BACCI OGRE
DOT OR TURBAN
SCOTCH 'N' BURBUN
PAKIS SOBA
ROB DA WATCH SHOP ROCKIN BURQAS
CLOCKIN WATCHES
WATCH DA WURFIZ
PUTDA WURKIN
GET THA WAGES
OBSERVE OBSURDNESS
HES OUTRAGEOUS
THEEZAINT FAKERS
HEEZAMAZIN
IMAJINATION CAPTURE
COOK SOME SHITTUP
I NEEDA BAKER
SMOOVRAPCHYA
ANITA BAKER
MONIR IZ HERE
APEASE YASTRESSES
MY TIME IZ PRESHYUSS
AINTRYNA CHASE DOWN PEOPLE WHO HARDLEYON TIME WIV CONSIGNMENTS
DESIRES IZ TRYNA
ALIGN ME SOME REFINEMENTS
DINE ON THE FINEST OV CHINAS AQUIRN WHATS MINE
MORE OVVA GLIDE DENNA GRIND
POUR OUTDA WINE IF YOU SIPPIN
MY DESIGN IT IZDIFFERENT
THE CLIMATE IZ SHIFTING
HEREDITARY PREDATORS IM NOTAVICTIM
TIME ITIZ TICKIN
FIND YA POSITION
GET HIGH OFFA WISDOM
RYVUMADDICTION
AAH RHYMIN
CRAVIN MY DICTION
SCRATCHING N TWITCHIN
NONE MATCHIN THE SCRIPCHYA
DAS JUST A SMIJYUN
DASWOT I GIVVUM
MY SHIT IS CLASSIC SO LISTEN
BACK TO DA MISSION
IM SEEYIN THESE PACKETS
WRAPPED AND THEY GLISSEN
WRAPPED WITH PRECISION
STAKED IN THE FRIDGE DASS HOW THEY CHILLIN
ON THE BLOWWA THEY CALLIN
I USE EM N FROW EM
CASE THE PIGGIES IZ LISNIN
HOW IM LIVIN IZ DIFREN
NO LONGER HAND TO HAND LIVIN
PUT PLANS TO FRUITION
THE MANSION THE VISION
THE BANKS AND NO PRISON
NO PRESSHYA PRECISION
MY MARKETS I PLAYYUM
SEARCH FORDA BUBBLE
WATCH FORDA RIPPLE
WIVDRAWBEFORE
ECONOMY CRIPPLE