Magnificent Bastards

There's been a big red button
Capable of starting doomsday
And all you paid it no mind
Until now guess who's holding the key
You don't think about a thing without a bullet in your brain
Don't know about nothin' till it threatens to cause you pain
But now you got no right to complain
Now that we have your attention
Ladies and gentlemen, please
I'd like to introduce you to the man of the hour and me
We got all this lost time, and not a moment to spare
But we got a captive audience trapped inside our lair
And now we'll force you to care

Do you really think it's true?
What they say about me and Carlo
You didn't really think this through, did you?
No, but we'd never expect less
If you got a thing to do, hit that
Go, the world's breath is bated
Show 'em all what you can do, take me down
Do you feel lucky?

I love to see you plead
The look of terror on all your faces
Is just what I need
To be profoundly gleed
If you don't wanna hear about my evil plan
Let's skip to the part where the rich, straight, white, cis man
Saves the world from me

Do you really think it's true?
What they say about me and Carlo
You didn't really think this through, did you?
No, but we'd never expect less
If you got a thing to do, hit that
Go, the world's breath is bated
Show 'em all what you can do, take me down
Do you feel lucky?

Well it was way too hard whipping up a dissent
With everybody acting in an evil intent
Instead we gonna take it to a greater extent
Cause he and I are magnificent
In a den of viper venom we're the cobra kings
Slyer than all the foxes with our devious games
You kleptocrats, you thought you knew from ill-gotten gains
But we are the emperors of everything

And I know, and I know, that the only way home
Is to go down below where the bastards patrol
We're taking on the underworld and making it ours
They say you gotta join 'em; fuck em, we'll be the dons
If you can't beat them, cheat 'em out of their crowns
Think you're evil? Wish you could be this malevolent
We make sinister into cabaret, malefic Broadway
Oh, look at him and I, we are mag-fucking-nificient
And we are the emcees of the end of the world
Drop the curtain and the guillotine



Credits
Writer(s): Joe Bove, Jon Greco, Skylar Stravinsky, Zac Xeper, Zeke Xander
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