Put It Down (from South Park)

People are dying, the fault is our own
You can do lots of damage when you're on your phone
We all have to agree to change it somehow
Let's all make a pledge to end it right now
Put it down, don't be on your phone while being president
Put it down, you might do something dumb and cause an accident
Let's all agree, here today, that if we're leader of the U.S.A
We'll put it down
"If at any point today, you're being a president
Put down your mobile device"
"If I'm on the phone
I will not get behind the desk of an oval office"
I'll take the pledge
I'll take the pledge
And I'll take the pledge! (No one cares)
"What's that? I was just elected president? Well then, goodbye!"
Put it down, if you're president today
If you find yourself being president today!
Give a standing ovation for suicide in our nation
Or I will rip my own guts out without one hesitation
Dedication, that's what it's taken to awaken people to care
And yet my future's so hazy, my girlfriend's makin' me crazy
But still I'm workin' so hard, you know, just tryin' to hold on
'Cause I know that you don't miss me so much if I was gone
And all the voices start solo, but every day I hear them grow
Sayin' "Eric, don't do it! Don't do it! No!"
Put it down, don't be on your phone while being president
Put it down, you might do something dumb and cause an accident
We all agree, here today, that if we're ever leader of the U.S.A
We'll put it down!
Put it down!
I'm not gonna do it, you guys!
It worked!!!
I'm not gonna do it