My Caribbean Island

You gotta keep on keepin' on
Cos what goes up must come down
You need both positive an' negative in life
Just to keep on keep on keep on keepin' on

There's only one road on this island
I been drivin' 'round it my whole life
I got a PhD in drivin'
Pot Hole Dodgin' my oh my

They brought my people to this island
At first we didn't wanna stay
But we turned their snakes against our captors
And chased them all away

Now to our left the KFC
Oh yeah, I can see you lookin'
It doesn't stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken
Over here it we call it Keeps From Cookin'!

2017 we hosted Irma
She really blew us all away
Three billion dollars worth of damage
She was an expensive hurricane

You know our jails are nearly empty
An' I'm gonna tell you why
Because the policeman shoot today
An' investigate tomorrow
An' no one around here wants to die

Come, I'll take to the turtles
And you can swim with the stingray
Just don't grab him by the tail, man
Or your vacation will end today

It's been a joy to be your driver
I hope you've had a lot of fun
Be sure to come again to see me
On my Caribbean island in the sun

You gotta keep on keepin' on
(keep on keep on keep on keepin' on)
Cos what goes up must come down
(keep on keep on keep on keepin' on)
You need the positive an' negative in life
Just to keep on keep on keep on keepin' on

Just to keep on keep on keep on keepin' on
Just to keep on keep on keep on keepin' on
On my Caribbean island in the sun
Just to keep on keep on keep on keepin' on

It will be time for you to disembark
Before you leave the bus
Please check the seat behind you
Items may have fallen from your pocket or your bag
And stuck between the seats
If you realise any of these are there
Please take them with you when you are going
I do not know your cabin number
Nor do I know your home address
To return to you your missing item
So please, take them with you when you are going