Jack's Codpiece
Oh, gather round, lads, and I'll tell ye a tale
Of a lad named Jack who could never fail
With a swagger in his step and a grin on his face
He's the pride of the village in every place
Jack's got a codpiece, oh, what a sight
Covering his secrets day and night
Vlad the protruder's snug as can be
Jack's well packed downstairs
But the rest of the town don't need to see
From the beanstalk he climbed, oh, so high
To the stage he goes where heroes fly
But it's not just his courage or the magic beans
It's his codpiece of glory fit for kings and queens
Jack's got a codpiece, oh, what a sight
Covering his secrets day and night
Vlad the protruder's snug as can be
Jack's well packed downstairs
But the rest of the town don't need to see
In the tavern they whisper, in the pub they cheer
Jack's codpiece brings laughter and good cheer
With a wink and a nod, he struts with pride
Vlad's under control, there's nothing to hide
What's hidden below is the talk of the town
The ladies all giggle when Jack is around
They wonder what's under the cover so snug
But Jack keeps it secret with a modest shrug
Jack's got a codpiece, oh, what a sight
Covering his secrets day and night
Vlad the protruder's snug as can be
Jack's well packed downstairs
But the rest of the town don't need to see
So here's to Jack with his bold fashioned claim
In the woods and beyond he's won his fame
With a codpiece of legend and a hero's heart
Jack's story of style will never depart
Of a lad named Jack who could never fail
With a swagger in his step and a grin on his face
He's the pride of the village in every place
Jack's got a codpiece, oh, what a sight
Covering his secrets day and night
Vlad the protruder's snug as can be
Jack's well packed downstairs
But the rest of the town don't need to see
From the beanstalk he climbed, oh, so high
To the stage he goes where heroes fly
But it's not just his courage or the magic beans
It's his codpiece of glory fit for kings and queens
Jack's got a codpiece, oh, what a sight
Covering his secrets day and night
Vlad the protruder's snug as can be
Jack's well packed downstairs
But the rest of the town don't need to see
In the tavern they whisper, in the pub they cheer
Jack's codpiece brings laughter and good cheer
With a wink and a nod, he struts with pride
Vlad's under control, there's nothing to hide
What's hidden below is the talk of the town
The ladies all giggle when Jack is around
They wonder what's under the cover so snug
But Jack keeps it secret with a modest shrug
Jack's got a codpiece, oh, what a sight
Covering his secrets day and night
Vlad the protruder's snug as can be
Jack's well packed downstairs
But the rest of the town don't need to see
So here's to Jack with his bold fashioned claim
In the woods and beyond he's won his fame
With a codpiece of legend and a hero's heart
Jack's story of style will never depart
Credits
Writer(s): Malcolm Mccaffery
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