Vampire Brother

Vampires aren't real, they are only pretend
But there are people who exhibit the vampire trend
Of locking away all the light of the day
Which reminds me, everybody, I've got something to say

My brother must be a vampire
He never goes outside
Spends all day in the basement
From the sunshine he must hide

My brother is just like a vampire
It seems he fears the light of day
With his Xbox and his computer, online instant message
Are all that he will play

Vampire brother, feel the sun
Vampire brother, feel the sun

My brother is just like a vampire
He's never seen a tree
But he could tell you what they look like
Because he saw one once on TV, but that's not reality

My brother is just like a vampire
And the only light he'll see
Is the eerie gleam on the plasma screen
For his Nintendo Wii, which seems a little sad to me

Boo-hoo-hoo, it's so sad, the technological isolation
Boo-hoo-hoo, so sad, the technological isolation
Don't let technology become your only reality
Boo-hoo-hoo, so sad, the technological isolation

Turn it off and go explore the world beyond your basement door

Vampire brother, feel the sun
Vampire brother, feel the sun

He's not afraid of garlic
And I've never seen him fly, high up in the sky
But if he's not a vampire
Why doesn't he ever go outside? 'Cause that's where life is

Vampire brother, feel the sun
Vampire brother, feel the sun
Vampire brother, feel the sun
Vampire brother, feel the sun



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