Harvard Boys

Yo, you ain't answering your phone
So I'm about to leave a long-ass message
Miko Malo, baby

Yo, what's up? Let me tell you 'bout this guy
He like mythology, biology, cryptology
And I was really falling for him, total romantic
He was a sweetheart, his dick was gigantic
Took me out to a club, held my hand through the crowd
Oh my God, I'm in love, on his face he was proud, yeah
He was proud, uh, uh

Told me I was better than the people in the club
I was drunk and in love, I was drunk and in love
Told me I was better than the people in the club
I was drunk and in love, I was drunk and in love
The more he said better, the more I got wetter
Took off his sweater, got naked together
The more he said better, the more I got wetter
Took off his sweater, got naked together

He said I was better than the Harvard boys
He said I was better than the Harvard boys
(The Harvard Boys)
In bed, he said I was better than the Harvard men
The Harvard men

I was drunk and in love, I was drunk and in love
I was drunk and in love, I was drunk and in love

Back to mythology
Actually, I think I really meant mixology
Cause we drinking so much proof
Three in the morning with nothing to lose
And I was airbending, playing with fire
Ignoring the signs cause I wanted desire
Believed what he said when he said I was better than the boys
I was drunk and in love, I was drunk and in love
He said I was better than the Harvard boys
(And I believed him)
He said I was better than the Harvard boys
(His semen had a demon)
He said I was better than the Harvard boys
(Yup, yup)
He said I was better than the Harvard boys
The Harvard Boys