Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is growing flat
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that
Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh, I don't know where I'm at
It looks as if we two will never be one
Something must be done

You say either, I say either
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either, neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off, yes

You like potato and I like potato
You like tomato and I like tomato
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto
Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart

So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
For we know, we need each other
So we better call the calling off, off
Oh, let's call the whole thing off

You say laughter and I say larfter
You say after and I say arfter
Laughter, larfter, after, arfter
Let's call the whole thing off
You like vanilla and I like vanella
You saspiralla and I saspirella
Vanilla, vanella, chocolate, strawberry
Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And, oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart

So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
For we know, we need each other
So we better call the calling off, off
Let's call the whole thing off

I say father, and you say pater
I say mother, and you say mater
Pater, mater, uncle, auntie
Let's call the whole thing off

I like bananas, and you like banahnas
I say Havana, and I get Havahna
Bananas, banahnas, Havana, Havahna
Go your way, I'll go mine

So, if I go for scallops and you go for lobsters
So alright, no contest, we'll order lobster
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off