HOT POCKET HANDJOB

Don't care what time it is, and I don't care where we are
If my homies are getting hard, I'm sucking all of y'all
Fucking everywhere while strangers stare
In the bathroom of the Outback, I take it rare

Got dicked at Cracker Barrel, at Shoney's my hole's in peril
I'm a power bottom who doesn't need a condom
Men rearrange my guts behind Pizza Hut

Give me one reason not to fuck for free when being a slut is what makes me happy
In the aisles of a store, behind the fridge door
So many more places I can get railed
Oh, yeah

I got my ass stretched in the breakroom of Progressive Insurance
And at Lowe's, I grabbed a hammer to use as a cop deterrent
Because, apparently, it's "considered a crime" to fuck publicly

Sometimes I get horny at the gas station
As I slide the nozzle in and out of its holster
And I hear the metallic click
It makes me think of things to do with your dick

You can fuck me in the fountain at the mall
Or take me to the Senate and penetrate me on the wall
I asked if you wanted to fuck
I never asked you if you wanted to take this outside

Don't care what time it is, and I don't care where we are
If my homies are getting hard, I'm sucking all of y'all
Fucking everywhere while strangers stare
In the bathroom of the Outback, I take it rare



Credits
Writer(s): Andrew Zink, Paxton Grizzle
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