Planet Death (skit)
"Are you not entertained? I can smell their flesh from here
The planet Death welcomes their souls."
(Thomas) Mind me how the fuck we found ourselves armed to the teeth
In a giant Roman Coliseum of the stars
About to go toe to toe with these psychopaths
(Kai) Look man, we just gotta stay alive
"And now, the Supreme Chancellor and Ruler of Planet Death
Be horrible! Enron Solstice!"
"My people! The time is upon us to
Wash the blood from the souls of these sinners!
Are you ready? We give these men to the gods above to show allegiance!
Now, let the blood drain from their bodies
And run through our innocence!
(Thomas) Shit! How the hell are we supposed to kill these things?
They look like giant scaly lions!
(Kai) Oh shit! Here, take this CP3! Aim for their hearts!
(Kai) There's a team to the northeast
(Roslyn) Kai there's a sniper to your right!
(Kai) I know, I know, I know!
(Thomas) Take him out, Adam!
(Adam) I'm sorry, Captain, but the anti-software won't allow me
To participate here, only biologically
(Thomas) What good are you as a fucking Marine
If you can't help us kill the enemy? God damn it!
(Kai) Ah! Fuck!
(Thomas) Kai's been shot! He's down!
(Roslyn) Oh no, Kai's dead!
(Adam) Re approaching to your right, Captain
(Thomas) No! It can't be! I can't do this alone!
I've never done this before!
(Adam) Captain. They are approaching
(Adam) Thomas, you need to move now
(Adam) You need to move now
(Roslyn) Thomas, no! Thomas, get up! Thomas, get up!
"Game over. You're dead. Game over. You're dead."
(Kai) God damn! Why are you freezing like that?
(Thomas) Because this game is impossible. How could I have even
Slightly damaged their mage when my
Space barbarian isn't even level 43?
(Kai) You just needed to use Juggernaut, then shoot the fuck out
Of them holes with your GP3 on the full auto, man!
(Thomas) Look, I tried to play this game. I don't know, man
These neuropath games just don't do it for me
Now chess, that is a game I can play
(Kai) Man, you just old
(Thomas) Fuck you. Chess is amazing. Why even play shit like this?
(Kai) Honestly?
(Thomas) Yeah
(Kai) As an escape
(Thomas) Escape from what?
(Kai) The day to day, I guess. It's the same reason
I lose myself in film and music. It feels like home
(Thomas) You know what? I may not get that game, but I get that
The planet Death welcomes their souls."
(Thomas) Mind me how the fuck we found ourselves armed to the teeth
In a giant Roman Coliseum of the stars
About to go toe to toe with these psychopaths
(Kai) Look man, we just gotta stay alive
"And now, the Supreme Chancellor and Ruler of Planet Death
Be horrible! Enron Solstice!"
"My people! The time is upon us to
Wash the blood from the souls of these sinners!
Are you ready? We give these men to the gods above to show allegiance!
Now, let the blood drain from their bodies
And run through our innocence!
(Thomas) Shit! How the hell are we supposed to kill these things?
They look like giant scaly lions!
(Kai) Oh shit! Here, take this CP3! Aim for their hearts!
(Kai) There's a team to the northeast
(Roslyn) Kai there's a sniper to your right!
(Kai) I know, I know, I know!
(Thomas) Take him out, Adam!
(Adam) I'm sorry, Captain, but the anti-software won't allow me
To participate here, only biologically
(Thomas) What good are you as a fucking Marine
If you can't help us kill the enemy? God damn it!
(Kai) Ah! Fuck!
(Thomas) Kai's been shot! He's down!
(Roslyn) Oh no, Kai's dead!
(Adam) Re approaching to your right, Captain
(Thomas) No! It can't be! I can't do this alone!
I've never done this before!
(Adam) Captain. They are approaching
(Adam) Thomas, you need to move now
(Adam) You need to move now
(Roslyn) Thomas, no! Thomas, get up! Thomas, get up!
"Game over. You're dead. Game over. You're dead."
(Kai) God damn! Why are you freezing like that?
(Thomas) Because this game is impossible. How could I have even
Slightly damaged their mage when my
Space barbarian isn't even level 43?
(Kai) You just needed to use Juggernaut, then shoot the fuck out
Of them holes with your GP3 on the full auto, man!
(Thomas) Look, I tried to play this game. I don't know, man
These neuropath games just don't do it for me
Now chess, that is a game I can play
(Kai) Man, you just old
(Thomas) Fuck you. Chess is amazing. Why even play shit like this?
(Kai) Honestly?
(Thomas) Yeah
(Kai) As an escape
(Thomas) Escape from what?
(Kai) The day to day, I guess. It's the same reason
I lose myself in film and music. It feels like home
(Thomas) You know what? I may not get that game, but I get that
Credits
Writer(s): Sir Robert Bryson Hall Ii
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