Mindy Moroniano
I know I should take the high road
But I can't help that I'm a jealous, petty
I tried to be rational, I tried to be calm
When i saw your profile it raised the alarm
Corporate brunette!
Divorced and childless with a dog
The perfect monkey branch if there ever was
I knew it was you before you were posted
So when you appeared it was like i was ghosted
Not in the modern sense, but the scary way
You were by his side at HOPR (House of Prime Rib)
And by the morning he had unfollowed your profile away
Mindy Moroniano
Why'd you have to go out with Dan Coake?
Mindy Moroniano
He was the special boy i loved the most - est
The Most - est, The Most - est
MINDY MORONIANO
The Most - est, The Most - est
Oooh (MINDY MORONIANO)
I then put together two plus two
That you must have met him before, it was true!
And when I asked him about you
He denied that it was serious
He lied to my face that he wasn't a cheater
So then I asked him "Well, when did you meet her?"
Your fashion's abysmal, You have two left feet
Maybe you should stick to Balance Sheets
This isn't right!
Check the debits and credits on The Ledger
Because YOU + HIM should not = TOGETHER
Mindy Moroniano
Why'd you have to go out with Dan Coake?
Mindy Moroniano
He was the special boy i loved the most - est
The Most - est, The Most - est (MINDY MORONIANO)
The Most - est, The Most - est (MINDY MORONIANO) Oooh
What do you two talk about?
I guess you have that corporate life in common
Your friends are all Gen-X Karens
And your wardrobe is designed by Eileen Fisher
You're Velma, I'm Daphne
I'm Stacy and you're Becky
He's not Chad
He's more like a human version of Winnie the Pooh!
Mindy Moroniano
Why'd you have to go out with Dan Coake?
Mindy Moroniano
He was the special boy i loved the most - est
The Most - est, The Most - est
(MINDY MORONIANO)
The Most - est, The Most - est
Oooh (MINDY MORONIANO)
Maybe it's not her fault
I blame Dan Coake
But I can't help that I'm a jealous, petty
I tried to be rational, I tried to be calm
When i saw your profile it raised the alarm
Corporate brunette!
Divorced and childless with a dog
The perfect monkey branch if there ever was
I knew it was you before you were posted
So when you appeared it was like i was ghosted
Not in the modern sense, but the scary way
You were by his side at HOPR (House of Prime Rib)
And by the morning he had unfollowed your profile away
Mindy Moroniano
Why'd you have to go out with Dan Coake?
Mindy Moroniano
He was the special boy i loved the most - est
The Most - est, The Most - est
MINDY MORONIANO
The Most - est, The Most - est
Oooh (MINDY MORONIANO)
I then put together two plus two
That you must have met him before, it was true!
And when I asked him about you
He denied that it was serious
He lied to my face that he wasn't a cheater
So then I asked him "Well, when did you meet her?"
Your fashion's abysmal, You have two left feet
Maybe you should stick to Balance Sheets
This isn't right!
Check the debits and credits on The Ledger
Because YOU + HIM should not = TOGETHER
Mindy Moroniano
Why'd you have to go out with Dan Coake?
Mindy Moroniano
He was the special boy i loved the most - est
The Most - est, The Most - est (MINDY MORONIANO)
The Most - est, The Most - est (MINDY MORONIANO) Oooh
What do you two talk about?
I guess you have that corporate life in common
Your friends are all Gen-X Karens
And your wardrobe is designed by Eileen Fisher
You're Velma, I'm Daphne
I'm Stacy and you're Becky
He's not Chad
He's more like a human version of Winnie the Pooh!
Mindy Moroniano
Why'd you have to go out with Dan Coake?
Mindy Moroniano
He was the special boy i loved the most - est
The Most - est, The Most - est
(MINDY MORONIANO)
The Most - est, The Most - est
Oooh (MINDY MORONIANO)
Maybe it's not her fault
I blame Dan Coake
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