Santa's Crazy Christmas Blues
Well, Santa's been around for a long, long time
Bringing joy to the kids, making spirits shine
But these days he's shaking his head in disbelief
At the crazy things they're asking for, it's beyond belief
From mobile phones to video games, it's getting out of hand
Gender realignments and a real horse head mask, oh man
A prayer candle with Taylor Swift in an astronaut suit
Santa's Crazy Christmas Blues, he's feeling the truth
Back in the day, it was simpler, you see
Toy trains, bikes, and a doll named Susie
Now he's getting letters that make him scratch his head
Wondering if he's getting too old for this sled
From mobile phones to video games, it's getting out of hand
Gender realignments and a real horse head mask, oh man
A prayer candle with Taylor Swift in an astronaut suit
Santa's Crazy Christmas Blues, he's feeling the truth
Santa's down in the workshop, talking to the elves
Saying, "Can you believe these wishes? We need some help ourselves"
Mrs. Claus is laughing, but she knows it's true
The world's gone crazy, what's a Santa to do?
So he polishes his sleigh, and checks his list twice
Hoping for some normalcy, something nice
But as he hits the skies, he's got that Yuletide grin
Rocking to the madness, let the fun begin
From mobile phones to video games, it's getting out of hand
Gender realignments and a real horse head mask, oh man
A prayer candle with Taylor Swift in an astronaut suit
Santa's Crazy Christmas Blues, he's feeling the truth
So raise a glass to Santa, give him a cheer
For keeping up with the times, year after year
No matter how strange, he's still in the game
However crazy things get for Santa, he'll always remain
From mobile phones to video games, it's getting out of hand
Gender realignments and a real horse head mask, oh man
A prayer candle with Taylor Swift in an astronaut suit
Santa's Crazy Christmas Blues, he's feeling the truth
Bringing joy to the kids, making spirits shine
But these days he's shaking his head in disbelief
At the crazy things they're asking for, it's beyond belief
From mobile phones to video games, it's getting out of hand
Gender realignments and a real horse head mask, oh man
A prayer candle with Taylor Swift in an astronaut suit
Santa's Crazy Christmas Blues, he's feeling the truth
Back in the day, it was simpler, you see
Toy trains, bikes, and a doll named Susie
Now he's getting letters that make him scratch his head
Wondering if he's getting too old for this sled
From mobile phones to video games, it's getting out of hand
Gender realignments and a real horse head mask, oh man
A prayer candle with Taylor Swift in an astronaut suit
Santa's Crazy Christmas Blues, he's feeling the truth
Santa's down in the workshop, talking to the elves
Saying, "Can you believe these wishes? We need some help ourselves"
Mrs. Claus is laughing, but she knows it's true
The world's gone crazy, what's a Santa to do?
So he polishes his sleigh, and checks his list twice
Hoping for some normalcy, something nice
But as he hits the skies, he's got that Yuletide grin
Rocking to the madness, let the fun begin
From mobile phones to video games, it's getting out of hand
Gender realignments and a real horse head mask, oh man
A prayer candle with Taylor Swift in an astronaut suit
Santa's Crazy Christmas Blues, he's feeling the truth
So raise a glass to Santa, give him a cheer
For keeping up with the times, year after year
No matter how strange, he's still in the game
However crazy things get for Santa, he'll always remain
From mobile phones to video games, it's getting out of hand
Gender realignments and a real horse head mask, oh man
A prayer candle with Taylor Swift in an astronaut suit
Santa's Crazy Christmas Blues, he's feeling the truth
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Writer(s): Timothy Noble
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