Thank You Ladies (For All the Lays) - Live

We'd like to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts
For comin' out tonight, Denver
Especially
All you ladies
We'd like to thank all the ladies, especially the ladies of the night
Down on Colfax for all the sweaty, sexy, sensual evenings
Thank you

This one's for you

Boners swell on the Mile-High streets
Where shimmery lights and Cialis meet
The night is young, and we're horned up
With dicks full of fire and Coors in our cups

Denver nights, you know our name
We play the game, yeah, but who's to blame?
You know we live for the sexy thrills
Ladies of the night, you get our dollar bills

Thank you, ladies, for all the lays
You keep us bangin' through the wildest days!
In the shadow of the Rockies, our pee-pees salute
With you in our van, we rule the roost!
Thank you, ladies, for all the romance
You're our angels sent into our pants
Oh yeah!
We thank you, ladies, for all the lays!

From the clubs on Colfax to the bars downtown
You're the queens that wear our penile crowns
You dance through the night like a horny dream
Setting our pants on fire, making us scream

Every rub, every stroke, every night
You give us the strength, you keep our nut-sacks tight
We're lost in your spandex, oh so tough
In your butt cracks, we can't get enough

Thank you, ladies, for all the lays
You keep us bangin' through the wildest days!
In the shadow of East Colfax, our weiners at half mast
With you in our van, we blast in our pants!
Thank you, ladies, for all the romance
You're our angels sent into our Jordache
Oh yeah!
We thank you, ladies, for all the lays!

We're howlin' at your titties, feelin' so alive
With every hard-on, we know we'll survive
So raise a malt liquor, let's toast to you
For every night and every butt view
We're forever yours, under Denver skies
In your crotches, our spirits fly!

Yeah, we thank you, thank you, oh yeah!
For all the nights we've shared, for every load dump
Denver ladies, you're our sweetest pump
With you, we always win, hell yeah, our dicks always win!
Thank you, ladies, for all the romance
Forever rockin', wild and horny!
Piz-zow!
Sliz-zow!
Thank you!
Woo!