Hot George Costanza

I've never been much of a ladies man
Though I try and I try and I try
I'm much more of a mustard stain on a t shirt, hey man
Your zippers down you should really check your fly

I'm like a hot George Costanza
I'm like so hot you can't stand it
I'm like a hot George Costanza
At least in my mind

Now some girls go for those tall guys
We're talking 6 foot, 6 foot 5
I'm a solid 5 foot 4 and a half, and you can bet
I never forget to mention that half inch a day in my life

And if you're looking for neurotic
Then baby, here I am
I've already been panicking over whether you'll like this song
From the moment it began

I'm like a hot George Costanza
I'm like so hot you can't stand it
I'm like a hot George Costanza
In my mind

And they'll say, there goes hot George Costanza
They're so hot we can't stand it
There goes hot George Constanza
That's our guy



Credits
Writer(s): Bailey Moses, Eddie Ponce
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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