The Ballad of Tom Bland

In the dark of night or the light of day
The man does his stalking in a different way
The use of a car, virtual maybe
But he's using it to murder you and me
In fact, if he gets the chance, he'll do us both
He cant help it, its a part of the bandit oath
Slides caught, crash avoided, code brown
Theres no real escape, He'll hunt you down

He's a murderer, he's a killer
Only racing for the content, helping streamers make a thriller
Crashing in to innocent drivers, I've seen it first hand
He's a murderer, This aint a lie, this is the ballad of Tom Bland

Youre trying to scare him, it's not a game you wanna play
The man commits his murders in a different way
You think you can escape, so you reckon
But He uses his car as a specialised weapon
The way he drives, attacking every turn
You try and take him, you'll never learn
Hes got you, youre about to be a victim
Theres no comparing, not even Dan Ticktum

He's a murderer, he's a killer
Only racing for the content, helping streamers make a thriller
Crashing in to innocent drivers, I've seen it first hand
He's a murderer, This aint a lie, this is the ballad of Tom Bland

Take them out on the grid
Take them out at turn one
Take them out when they skid
Take then out when they've spun
Take them out in the pits
Take them out where he can
Take them out in the sprints
Take them out, fuck, theres the ban

He's a murderer, he's a killer
Only racing for the content, helping streamers make a thriller
Crashing in to innocent drivers, I've seen it first hand
He's a murderer, This aint a lie, this is the ballad of Tom Bland

He's a murderer, he's a killer
Only racing for the content, helping streamers make a thriller
Crashing in to innocent drivers, I've seen it first hand
He's a murderer, This aint a lie, this is the ballad of Tom Bland

He's a murderer, he's a killer
Only racing for the content, helping streamers make a thriller
Crashing in to innocent drivers, I've seen it first hand
He's a murderer, This aint a lie, this is the ballad of Tom Bland



Credits
Writer(s): Paul Chaloner
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