30-Minute Poops

Woke up this morning time for my retreat
Head to the bathroom my secret peace
Close the door behind me sit down with a sigh
30-minute poops they let me fly

Bathroom breaks my place of peace
Where world stands still and I feel at ease
No one's knocking no one's there
Just me and my thoughts without a care

Got my phone in hand scrolling the news
On this porcelain throne I can't lose
Play a game or two maybe catch some z's
In this quiet haven I'm truly free

Bathroom breaks my place of peace
Where world stands still and I feel at ease
No one's knocking no one's there
Just me and my thoughts without a care

Outside it's chaos hustle and noise
But in here I find my joys
A time to reflect a time to relax
In this tiny room I can kick back

Family's calling work's on the line
But in this space I'm doing just fine
A little break from the day's grind
30-minute poops a treasure I find

Bathroom breaks my place of peace
Where world stands still and I feel at ease
No one's knocking no one's there
Just me and my thoughts without a care

Legs are numb can't feel my toes
In my sanctuary that's how it goes
Pins and needles they might complain
But for my peace of mind it's worth the pain

Bathroom breaks my place of peace
Where world stands still and I feel at ease
No one's knocking no one's there
Just me and my thoughts without a care

Here's to my throne my daily escape
In these quiet moments my worries take shape
30-minute poops my peaceful place
Where life slows down at its own pace



Credits
Writer(s): Chris Bradford
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